Happy Valentine’s Day from SexReviewed.com and JenMadison.com!

OK, you have probably heard of the girl nextdoor type, but perhaps the mom nextdoor type is new to you. Jen Madison is the hey-mother-do-you-want-another from nextdoor.

One of the best parts of JenMadison.com is that no matter how technically advanced she gets, her website still has that amateur appeal. Notice the grey background on her galleries and her websites pages. So 1997.

Jen makes a great MILF nextdoor because she still has a rocking body, a sexy pussy that doesn’t look over-worked and a face that is average, but plenty doable in makeup. Pretty much solid wifey material. You want her to be just fuckable without makeup for yourself (and hopefully no one else) and then Dr. Krane’s wife from Cheers when she fixes herself up for a night on the town (again, hopefully with you included).

This lady loves to make videos. Piping hot and steamy videos of a hardcore nature (there are a few softcore ones too). She loves to dress up in them and theme the sexual acts (sometimes based on members input). She plays a mean Bat Bitch, a sexy Birthday Princess, a smoking fetish whore, a cute Christmas Helper, a big titted secretary and many more.

Videos are now shot in both WMV/HD for broadband users and WMV for modems. Plus there are MP4 versions available for IPOD and PSP users too!

Everything is categorized for easy navigation. They have to be, this lady has a ton of video footage! As I said before the categories range in everything and can be summed up as schizophrentic role playing. Which means a lot of something for everyone.

Jen has the moves of a pornstar. She is nice and loud, but unlike pornstars, she doesn’t overplay it. This is the real deal here. When she orgasms, she moans and screems (I hope you remember to turn the sound down)!

The picture sets at Jen Madison are also categorized and come in two flavors. The first is your standard 1024×681 (or so) and the second is the super gigante 2304×1536. You can literally count her eye lashes. If – they weren’t so full of a sticky money shot goo that is.

JenMadison performs 100% free live webcam shows for her members. This woman really aims to please. These are hardcore shows, not those “pay me some extra cash to see my pussy,” bullshit ones other models put on. Real, hardcore, live cam shows.

Jen and some of her friends have live 24/7 cams in their homes too. There are over 20 homes with the setup so it is a good chance that someone is having sex in at least one of them when you want to watch it.

In addition to all of that, you get to interact with her and other members in the forums, her blog and also get access to bonus sets from her friends websites too. And, if you prefer a more private experience with Jen, you can schedule a private cam show as well.

With the amazing archive of content this MILF has and the twice weekly updates, a monthly price of $29.95 is plenty justified. I personally give JenMadison.com a 5 and I hope you will do the same!

Did you hear the news?

There is a new spice from Mexico that is supposed to make you feel 10 years younger and increase your stamina to that of a cheetah!

OK, so those projections are a bit lofty, but hey, so are her boobs!

Everyone say hello to Mariah Spice, the new latina sensation with natural D-Cup tits!

Mariah got into modeling when her best friend Bella Spice found out she had just turned 18… and therefor became barely legal! Sure she was nervous at first but after a few shoots Mariah became known as “The Natural,” and not just because of her big tits.

MariahSpice.com updates weekly with new videos and photos of this soon to be Latina Legend. Currently Mariah gets topless but you know how that goes… A little prodding from us members and the next thing you know, she is taking the plung. I think it’s funny how Internet models come out acting innocent but we all know they masturbate. You don’t take your clothes off publicly by being a prude!

Like the rest of the Spice Girls, Mariah Spice is shot in high definition with attention to detail. In a break from tradition, you get access to Bella Spice for free when you join Mariah Spice now! Get your credit cards out boys, tonight is going to get hot and spicey!

So I am trolling along the internet looking for something that is Rhino’s Girls worthy and come across this gallery of Raven Riley giving a tutorial on Fleshlight usage. And I am thinking…. PERFECT!

Why so PERFECT? Well because the Fleshlight is God’s gift to man. You see, after God fucked up by plagueing man with women, God wised up and gave man a Fleshlight so he could get pussy without all of the extra baggage.

What if you don’t want pussy, maybe you want a blowjob? No problemo my friend, just switch out the vagina top with the mouth top and you are good to go.

Don’t have anyone to think about while you are shoving your cock into a Fleshlight? Well, why not get yourself a membership to the teen solo model site RavenRiley.com and watch her video on Fleshlights?! Like I said, PERFECT!

Never heard of Raven Riley? Shit, you must be in Siberia. Raven came on the scene right around Thanksgiving in 2004. She had one goal, kick ass and chew gum and she ran all out of gum right around Christmas that same year. In 2005 she basically kicked every solo models ass and in 2006 redefined what it means to be a teen solo model entirely.

Raven Riley hasn’t been open for two years yet and she already has 302 sets available. That means she has been adding new galleries every two days. That is a busy schedule but like I said, this girl is commited to being the best.

Currently Raven has 131 teen videos. In them Raven masturbates, has lesbian sex, gets fucked and Raven Riley even sucks dick. This isn’t one of those softcore no boobs, no ass, no vaginal shots websites. Raven Riley ranges from softcore sets to hardcore sets to very hardcore sets. The themes range from cheerleader teasing to nipple clamps and french maid outfits to giving a guy the best blowjob he will ever receive in his life!

Hey, like I said, PERFECT! Now get your Fleshlight and tell your wife to take the kids and visit grandma, it is time for daddy to have some fun!

OK, I am going to have to say this… If I was to be marooned on a boat out in the middle of the ocean… well.. fuck… I’d hope it was Baily giving me that look!

What look? Fuck! Am I a hamburger or a hotdog in her eyes? I dunno for sure but I do know one thing… this shit is going to be tantalizing.

Hey, lets face it. If you are gonna be marooned on a boat with a barely legal chick it might as well be one that makes everything interesting. For me, that girl is Bailey.

Her real name? Hardly not…. but who gives a fuck… do you think Tiffany from last nights blow job got her beginning sucking cock or was it the luck of the draw?

Surely it was the luck of the draw and our luck, as fate would have it is that we are ship wrecked with a psycho-bitch.

MY FAVORITE!

So who is Bailey and what in the fuck is Bailey’s Room? Well, partner, that is where you want to be when the storm comes in. Face it, we all want to fuck someone when the power goes out. Shit… You never know when the end of the world is going to happen… unless you go to church… and since we don’t… It is better to have a fuck buddy like Bailey around at all times. Call it an insurance policy.

Baileysroom.com updates weekly so we will never be left in the dark. And… as if bon-jebees, as-if Bailey isn’t the consummate girl nextdoor, barely legal fuck buddy from down the way!

So what do you have to lose? Hmm.. $29.94 of your hard earned cash? Fuck it! Is what I always say… Better to hit up Bailey then a bitch I might knock up and pay for life on..

Hmm… one month or a whole entire life… yeah… Baileys Room, here I come!