That’s right! Her name is Eva Angelina…

That’s right, she is on the phone…

That IS RIGHT!

Eva Angelina is on the phone so I gotta knock her the fuck out right?

The name Eva Angelina reminds me of Angelina Jolie. The bitch that just gave Brad Pitt a baby. Named it Shiloh; who in the fuck names a kid Shiloh? Actors have to be some of the most ignorant pricks in the world.

So here I am fucking with Eva’s tits in my hands and she is all smiley and my buddy Mike is doing the sound… Why in the fuck am I mentioning Mike when I have Eva’s tits in my hands?

My buddy Mike is talking Golf this Saturday. I am new to golf, but fuck, my grandfather thinks golf is the shit so I have to play it. But right now it is time for something else.

Yeah, this feels better. Now if Mike will just stop talking about golf and let me nut in Eva’s mouth I will be much happier. Sure, not everyone gets to nut in a pornstars mouth and call it work and play at the same time, but you can always imagine what it’d be like.

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