OK, I am going to have to say this… If I was to be marooned on a boat out in the middle of the ocean… well.. fuck… I’d hope it was Baily giving me that look!

What look? Fuck! Am I a hamburger or a hotdog in her eyes? I dunno for sure but I do know one thing… this shit is going to be tantalizing.

Hey, lets face it. If you are gonna be marooned on a boat with a barely legal chick it might as well be one that makes everything intersting. For me, that girl is Bailey.

Her real name? Hardly not…. but who gives a fuck… do you think Tiffany from last nights blow job got her beginning sucking cock or was it the luck of the draw?

Surely it was the luck of the draw and our luck, as fate would have it is that we are ship wrecked with a psycho-bitch.

MY FAVORITE!

So who is Bailey and what in the fuck is Bailey’s Room? Well, partner, that is where you want to be when the storm comes in. Face it, we all want to fuck someone when the power goes out. Shit… You never know when the end of the world is going to happen… unless you go to church… and since we don’t… It is better to have a fuck buddy like Bailey around at all times. Call it an insurance policy.

Baileysroom.com updates weekly so we will neve be left in the dark. And… as if bon-jebees, as-if Bailey isn’t the consumate girl nextdoor, barely legal fuck buddy from down the way!

So what do you have to lose? Hmm.. $29.94 of your hard earned cash? Fuck it! Is what I always say… Better to hit up Bailey then a bitch I might knock up and pay for life on..

Hmm… one month or a whole entire life… yeah… Baileys Room, here I come!